is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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