He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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