will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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