just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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