I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
This house was built for laser tag.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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