70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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