I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
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I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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