just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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