I'm so fucking centered right now
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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