What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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