No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
