Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it glows. i had to have it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
