it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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