You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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