Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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