i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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