I wish I could punch you in the face.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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