Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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