elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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