There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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