Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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