bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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