i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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