I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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