i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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