Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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