do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
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I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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