i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
wow bdsm is so cute
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