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what?
penguin condom
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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