Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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