so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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