if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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