In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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