Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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