we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
how drunk are you?
Several
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
