so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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