Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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