He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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