So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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