you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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