I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i came on her dog
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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