Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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