oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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