I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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