my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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