I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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