I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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