Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
