The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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