plz talk dirty to me
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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