yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.