Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful