Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
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recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.