just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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