What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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