bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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