Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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