He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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