It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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