Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think your dad took our porno
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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