I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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